Gay rumours? One Direction? Never!
Windswept-haired 1D member Louis Tomlinson has begged fans to stop harping on about him and bandmate Harry Styles potentially being a couple.
In an interview with Tumblr's Storyboard, the 20-year-old singer was obviously miffed at the suggestion he and ladies' man Harry are an item.
"This is a subject that was funny at first but now is actually hard to deal with, as I am in a relationship [model Eleanor Calder]," he said.
"Me and Harry are best friends. People look into our every move it is actually affecting the way me and Harry are in public."
Harry and Louis' bond has been the subject of much fan debate, some dubbing the pair "Larry Stylinson". Various fans have also claimed they've seen the pair sharing a peck on stage at their shows.
But Louis insists the other boys are just as affectionate.
"We want to joke around, but there seems to be a different rumour every time we do anything. I act the same way with Harry as I do any of the other boys," Louis said.
"I'm a one-woman man with Eleanor. I'm a very loyal boyfriend," he added.
We'll take his word for it.
Back in May, 19-year-old Eleanor called fans "deluded" after they tweeted that her relationship with Louis is fake.
Louis is right that the whole group is touchy-feely. When they were in Australia earlier this year, a photo of Zayn Malik grabbing Louis' bum spread across the web, while Harry and Niall Horan may or may not have kissed each other on the lips, depending on how you view the video below.