Prepare yourself for a shocking revelation. You may need to sit down for this. Pop princess Pink has confessed that she's (are you ready for it?)... BISEXUAL.
... yeah, we're not at all surprised by this announcement either.
In an interview with News of the World, Pink finally admitted what many of us have already known for years: that she likes the boys and the girls.
"I'm not embarrassed about being bisexual," she said. "This is who I am... My love knows no colour, no gender, no fuss."
But unlike some of her fellow pop starlets cough Katy Perry cough Pink doesn't kiss girls just to get attention.
"It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses," she said. "Well, I don't believe in trends, I just believe in me."
Don't expect to see Pink shacking up with another woman anytime soon: the singer, who heads back down to Australia later this month, recently reconciled with her ex-husband Corey Hartt.
UPDATE: it now appears that Pink didn't confess to being bisexual, and News of the World made the whole interview up. Can you believe a trashy tabloid would lie to us like that?!
Are you stunned by Pink's bisexuality, or does it surprise you about as much as being told the sky is blue? Sound off in the comments.