Rumours are flying that pop punkette Avril Lavigne has been doing the dirty on her less famous husband, Deryck Whibley, with a string of heated affairs allegedly going on behind his back.
According to reports from US magazine Star, Avril has been seen frolicking about with several guys, including billionaire heir Justin Murdock, who she was supposedly spotted making out with.
MusicFix wasn't able to get hold of Avril to confirm or deny the rumours, so we looked to lyrics from her songs to see how a question and answer sesh with the lady in question might have gone down:
MusicFix: Hey Avril, how's life?
Avril Lavigne: I wouldn't change a thing about it.
MF: That's great! Let's talk about your love life. How's that marriage going?
Avril: I'm the one, I'm the one who knows the dance. I'm the one, I'm the one who's got the prance. I'm the one, I'm the one who wears the pants.
MF: Good for you, girl. Are you still happy together?
Avril: I don't want a conversation. I just want to cry in front of you.
MF: Ah, sure, don't hold back. Do you and Deryck have an open relationship like some reports are saying?
Avril: Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
MF: We're just asking, is all.
Avril: Yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle. You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal. Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen. I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.
MF: Okay, we might leave it there thanks Avril. Where to next?
Avril: I will drink as much lemoncello as I can.
MF: Good luck with that!
Avril: Thank you.